when the fella over there doesn’t have hella good hair
*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*
my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
what you say: tru
what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience
I call it being professional. Do it right. With a smile. Or don’t do it.